Mutato-berry

This is really neither here nor there, but the other day we bought some strawberries and there was this huge one in the package that looks like maybe two or three berries fused together into one huge mutated strawberry; like maybe I should be afraid to eat it because it's not even a strawberry anymore but some fairytale frankenberry come to life, full of growth hormones and pesticides and who knows what else.

mutato-berry. included for scale: nickel, regular strawberry.
click on the picture to see it in close-up macro glory.

But who am I kidding? We all know that Richard and I will fight to the death over who gets to eat this enormous product of the evil international corporate genetic patenting era. After all, it's the big one.